messengeroftheshadows

Aug 23
icandrawamoth:

zarrastar14:

*aggressively presses buttons and starts warming up*

*raucous laughter and button-pushing from the musical theatre fandom*

icandrawamoth:

zarrastar14:

*aggressively presses buttons and starts warming up*

*raucous laughter and button-pushing from the musical theatre fandom*

Aug 22

When 5th graders have facebook

fattynunchucks:

cholaorwhoreientmade:

bootycaller:

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shut the heak up kenzie

Who peed in your cheerios this is morning. 

Aug 22
tuukkamikaelrask40:

tastefullyoffensive:

[washyourhandsplease]

HIS EYES
Aug 22
kim-kanye-baby:

Is that jackson from hannah montana?

kim-kanye-baby:

Is that jackson from hannah montana?

Aug 22

suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

Aug 22

ificouldbeheard:

vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.

Aug 22
sassysinglelady:
Aug 22
Aug 22
sorman:

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

OMFG

sorman:

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

OMFG

Aug 22
sckrpnch:

When you make a new best friend

sckrpnch:

When you make a new best friend

Aug 22
tin-d0g:

xeansan:

camerongale:

drakensberg:

ttthegingerqueer:

Just filled out my health insurance forms!

yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”
There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex
Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.
In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

tin-d0g:

xeansan:

camerongale:

drakensberg:

ttthegingerqueer:

Just filled out my health insurance forms!

yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”

There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex

Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.

In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

Aug 22
officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

Aug 22

midgaydian:

u will be missed tim hodlestan :’(

Aug 22
Aug 22

a-hound-of-tindalos:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.